Things I never thought would be a problem in my lifetime:

ameliastardust:

• Legitimate present day Nazis
  
• Anti-vax fearmongering
• Actual real life Nazis

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soundsnaked:

Frank Ocean

Source: @interspectacula

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floozyfumes:

Always trust your gut. I learned this the hard way. My stomach literally was telling me something was off. Know the difference between butterflies and bats. The difference between bubbly and boiling. The difference between a woman’s intuition and paranoia.

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rightfully-southern:

This still fucking cracks me up

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dapenguinninja:

morningstarofmyheart:

Chrissy Teigen is a national treasure.

Bet they want to speak to the manager

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dukeofbookingham:

makeitstople:

dukeofbookingham:

Turn-offs: historically inaccurate cosmetics in period dramas

yeah but i feel like forcing actors to wear lead and/or bird poop on their faces qualifies as hazardous working conditions

I was taking more about sparkly eyeshadow in like 1311 but touché

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microcroft:

things i never expected to learn through a tedtalk but now am glad to know:

the founder of Sirius XM radio is a sapphic trans woman and is currently trying to preserve her wife’s consciousness in a digital file so her wife can be immortal in the body of a robot.

thatadult:

nflstreet:

me after taking 4 flintstones gummies

HELP

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paulinedwards:

alovelikeyours:

phanintheafternoon:

phanintheafternoon:

List of reasons for admission into a mental asylum in 1864-1889

tag yourself i’m seduction & disappointment

“bad company”

Vicious Vices

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eatpussylivehappy:

papifromdablock:

if a girl sends u saucy pics u gotta lose ur shit and act like u never seen a titty before its jus etiquette

Every single time

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