*white girl voice* sorry not sorry
a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own
Bikini Bottom just got real..
Why I hate myself
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to the first chapter
of the prologue
One of the greatest scenes in Reality TV history.
i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying
sunset on mars by the spirit rover 2005
do you understand this IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FUCKING PLANET HOLY SHIT YOUR PROBLEMS DONT MATTER WHEN YOU LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. YOUR PROBLEMS DONT MATTER OUT THERE
It’s almost as if time doesn’t exist on mars.
Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.
I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.
As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.
you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.
judas was creepy as fuck
Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."
needed: universal gesture for “i was joking calm down”
thank u drake
I love this comics
I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK
Reblog for the last one
it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate
So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
Kristen Bell plays "What's that?" Frozen edition (X)